"We" Were Out For Blood.
Our workplace has two floors: a main floor and a mezzanine. I work on the mezzanine. My departmental division occupies the entire mezzanine while another departmental division occupies the main floor below us. There's a big walkway overlooking the main floor.
Someone decided our two departments would go to war. Truly, one of the saddest tragedies is mankind's warlike nature and ambition to kill. The only thing sadder, is when an attack has no capcity to kill.
Being on the top floor, it was decided the best attack would be one of bombardment. Nearly a hundred projectiles were launched onto the unsuspecting victims below. What were the projectiles, you ask?
Balloons. Simple, air-filled balloons.
I sat in my cubicle watching the others lob their balloons over the edge while I cried from the lameness of it all.
Someone decided our two departments would go to war. Truly, one of the saddest tragedies is mankind's warlike nature and ambition to kill. The only thing sadder, is when an attack has no capcity to kill.
Being on the top floor, it was decided the best attack would be one of bombardment. Nearly a hundred projectiles were launched onto the unsuspecting victims below. What were the projectiles, you ask?
Balloons. Simple, air-filled balloons.
I sat in my cubicle watching the others lob their balloons over the edge while I cried from the lameness of it all.
5 Comments:
man, we never get to do fun stuff like that... Sounds like your office is a lot of fun to work in! Watch out though the main floor is sure to seek revenge!
You were right in on the fun... wern't you.... weren't you!! Like Patrick would just sit there and not get in on some good ol ballon tossin!
Patrick probably started it if he is anything like my man. Hehe. Wait for the revenge!!!!
Nice...Nothing like air-filled balloons speeding through the air...lol
lol.. sounds like fun!! the most fun i get is grossing out my boss or singing loudly and badly when others are busy :) :P
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