June 16, 2006

For sale: Wife's box

Up for auction is my wife's box. I'm selling her box because my cock won't fit in her box. I wanted to try and put my cock in her box before we got married, but she would not allow it. Now I find out my cock doesn't fit in it, and as you can see in the picture if I shove my cock any further in I will tear her box, and she doesn't want that. So I am selling her box and looking for one that my cock will fit in. Thank you for looking. My cock is only pictured as reference and not included with her box. I have tried to get rid of her box several times, she gave her box to the neighbor twice, but he returned it. She tried giving it to the mailman, but he said he rather have my cock. We even tried to give it away by putting a flyer on the church bulletin board, but it was taken down for some reason. So I am at wit's end to try and get rid of this thing, please help! Shipping will be determind at end of auction, actual cost at most!


3 Comments:

Blogger Koala Mentala said...

You and your chicken!!!!

16/6/06 08:20  
Blogger andrea said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

17/6/06 11:22  
Blogger Speed Seeker said...

LMFAO...I had that problem with a box a few years back...Getting rid of the box was the only solution. The right sized one should be around somewhere. ;)

Problem is there are far too many small boxes out there that don't hold too much...hehe

17/6/06 18:19  

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