June 17, 2006

Struggle or snuggle?

I sit here struggling.

"It's not a straightjacket" I hear myself mutter.

The gleam of tasty buckle is almost enough to make me release my teeth.

"It's a self-love sweater" I hear me say as I chew on my neck.

June 16, 2006

For sale: Wife's box

Up for auction is my wife's box. I'm selling her box because my cock won't fit in her box. I wanted to try and put my cock in her box before we got married, but she would not allow it. Now I find out my cock doesn't fit in it, and as you can see in the picture if I shove my cock any further in I will tear her box, and she doesn't want that. So I am selling her box and looking for one that my cock will fit in. Thank you for looking. My cock is only pictured as reference and not included with her box. I have tried to get rid of her box several times, she gave her box to the neighbor twice, but he returned it. She tried giving it to the mailman, but he said he rather have my cock. We even tried to give it away by putting a flyer on the church bulletin board, but it was taken down for some reason. So I am at wit's end to try and get rid of this thing, please help! Shipping will be determind at end of auction, actual cost at most!


Consider

Nothing in life that you do is wrong. However, the correctness of some actions you take may not always be in alignment with the orientation of your intention.

Downward Spiral