December 28, 2006

Hot Dog Challenge

Don't hurt yourself man!

Hot Dog Eating Contest


Also, don't miss out on the Family Survival kit! (Check out mooch whistle guy lol! He's SO confused!)

Link

December 25, 2006

It's Christmas for the rest of you

My Christmas ended when she got on the plane several days ago.



Everyone should cry in an airport.

I will always cherish the time we spent together, and I look forward to spending more time with her in the future. Maybe in the Spring. Maybe one day forever :D For now, my heart's in New Jersey with a girl named Emma <3

Merry Christmas everyone.

December 18, 2006

Creation VS Evolution

Some people will find the following very convincing. Others will find it humorous, or maybe just sad. After 15 minutes of this 2 hour program, you'll have a pretty good idea of how you find it...

"Evolution is stupid"




You ever notice how quickly people rule something out as being untrue with nothing more than the expression of their ignorance? "I don't get it"

December 14, 2006

How?

How are you going to embrace the joy and light when all you understand is the pain and all you identify with is the pain and all you have is the pain and all you give away is the pain?

The short answer to that question is you can't.

December 11, 2006

Cupid Wins

Earlier today a judge ruled in the Canadian Court that "Cupid wins".

Not a word of a lie.

I was summoned for jury duty and had to go into the court today along with about 150 other ppl. We're all jam packed in there and they're pulling names out of a box to select prospective jurors. After 12 prospectives are lined up, the juror's either submit a reason to the judge why they should be excused or they are reviewed by the crown and defence counsels. If they're reviewed, each counsel either says "content" or "challenge". If a juror is challenged they are excused. If both counsels say they are content, a juror is chosen.

My name was pulled from the box in the 2nd wave after about 4 jurors had been selected. When I was called, I asked to address the judge.

"Your honor, I can't serve because my girlfriend will be flying here from New Jersey for a brief visit before the trial will be over."
The judge looked at me blankly.
"It's the result of over 2 months of planning," I added.
He then turns to the 2 counsels and says "Well, Cupid wins, hey?" We all had a little laugh, the counsels nodded, and I was sent to the corner to await final dismissal.

I hope you're happy, Emma. The Canadian judicial system has decided our time together is more important than my participation on a jury. <3

December 04, 2006

XOMG!!!