January 30, 2006

Compartment of time

How gingerly he takes the CD from the tray and gently slides it into the envelope.
Worth it's wait in gold, it is.
World of Warcraft installation disc 1.

The anticipation is palpable.
With bated breath, he stares at the screen.
Installing "terrain.MPQ"
The progress slider slowing sliding.
Every pixel the promise of something fantastic.
With all his might he wills it to install faster.
Wisely, he corrects the direction of his will so it installs correctly
All good things to those who wait.
A watched pot never boils.
But those pixels keep changing.
This is not a race, it is destiny.

Somewhere, a very confused warlock awaits his user.
After all this way, for the user to suddenly vanish, is... unfair.
To be lvl 32 for days is humiliating.
The 'locks he had once advised are now in a position to advise him.
There **Giant "THUD!" as the installer prompts for disc 3** is much to do...

Not as gingerly this time, disc 3 is inserted. There's no time for ginger. There's only time for efficiency.
A glance around the room reminds him that, while the game installs, he could be feeding his fish, which he does.

Fishy darts around frantically in anticipation. Where is the food? There's the food which fishy gobbles up. Fishy had a problem eating food when first acquired by his girlfriend, Selena. Fishy would not eat the full size pellets. Fishy would suck one into mouth, make a couple gagging/swallowing motions, and then shoot the piece of food back out whole. Now fishy eats like Pac-Man. Which, as of now, is fishy's official name.

There are a couple different Pac-Man games out for Nintendo DS. Almost immediately after seeing the Pac-"Men" on the shelf, he was listening to a song by Bloodhound Gang for the first time which has a cameo ***THUD!!! Please insert the CD labeled "World of Warcraft Disc 4:*** of Pac-Man.

Disk 3 was comfortingly warm when removed from the drive. While there are many things which can be warm, it reminded him of fresh laundry. He couldn't believe he sat here typing as Disc 4 lay in the open CD tray. "Sorry".

Just two more to go, and though the math is halfway, he knows there's much downloading and and defragmenting which must take place before the game is ready to launch finally. He hopes he can adhere tightly to the schedule of meeting Dustin at 6 to hang out and see if Dustin can patch the HD from the dead laptop into a laptop of his own in order to retrieve the data contained therein.

He thinks of an old blog-friend, Venessa, who was a very good friend for a while, but inexplicably drifted away. He wishes her well, and wonders if somehow he had something to do with her distance.

The people come and go, don't they? Or is it me? It sure doesn't seem like me. It doesn't seem to me that I inexplicably drift away. I'm trying really hard to be critical and possibly see it for what it is instead of what my drunk ego may wish to see...

I look around and think about.. nothing. It was a failure. The computer did nothing because there was no program to load. I wish that was my case with the laptop, but had that not happened, I wouldn't be sitting here in front of this monstrosity.

Dual cores

He wonders what's in his email. It must be at least a week since he checked all his various accounts for all his partitioned activities.

It must be weeks since he's sat down to just enjoy reading his friends' blogs. He heard about Carmel's blog about Christian love from Selena and wonders what he's going to find when he goes there. He would very much like to write a post for the God Conference, as his friend Jon who was today made a member, has posted.
The question of this all.... is ***THUD!!!!!*** ...easily interrupted by this all, humourously enough. He is reminded of Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life.

He is really sad about the data loss on the lappy. There was MUCH that was "in the works". Various posts for this blog, two long compositions for the God Conference, what must have amounted to about 20 screenshots from WoW for the Pwn Starz blog... all gone unless it can be recovered.

"Well, Doctor? What's the news?"
"I'm afraid your harddrive has crashed."
"NOOOOOOO!!!!! !NOT THE DRIVE!!"


**MUSIC STARTS**

The installation is complete. This post is complete.

January 29, 2006

Good Times and Bad Times

...in the opposite order.



Yesterday was a sad day. It was the last day of work at Sutherland for Jordan, and he will be sorely missed. James is leaving as well, but he's not leaving the company, just our department. Nonetheless, it's very sad I'm gonna be stuck with only Jon to play with ;)

I said goodbye to my environment. Bad times.

I get home after work eager to get into WOW and blog some. I hit the power on my laptop. Nothing fucking happens.
MOTHErFUCKER!!!!
All my pictures!
All my files!
ARRRRGH!!!!
My passwords and accesses and and FUCK!!

I said goodbye to my favorite instrument today. Bad times.

I wheel into Future Shop and lay down some plastic. I was instantly given a credit line that I used up entirely except for 4 dollars. I looked but there was nothing for 4 dollars that I wanted to buy, lol.

I said hello to the realisation of a dream 11 years in the making ever since I was going to buy a new computer on credit when I was 18 and living with Jeffrey the goat. Dad was gonna be my co-signer but then suddenly and inexplicably backed out. So finally, after all these years, my dream of being the one to deflower a virgin computer has come true!! Duel-core processors, 256 Nvidia, and 2 gigs of RAM. Good times.

At 12:30am Pacific time today, Roger Federer faced Marcos Bagdatis(spelling? I dunno, and I'm not looking it up because I'll accidentally find out who won). That's an awfully inconvenient time to air the program for a guy who's up at 5:30am to go to work. And then it turns out the replay of it happens at 11am today: 3 hours before I get off work. So I pointed, clicked, and 3 hours of Australian Open Men's Final are recorded on my blazin' new compy at home. I mean, how cool is that? Just search through the guide and record whatever you wanna see? Hee hee. I'm just worried about what format it's gonna record in and whether I'll be able to burn it or not, but just having it to watch is a tremendous step up from having to stay awake all night to watch it or not watch it at all.
This way, I was able to get to sleep at a decent time.

So when I get home today, I say hello to my tennis hero. I say hello to World of Warcraft like I've never seen it before. I say hello to Halflife 2 for the very first time. GOOD TIMES!

January 25, 2006

Spurt

So food is pretty good. Tastes yummy and smells good. But shit is different. Shit stinks. Why is that? I know it's from digestion, but why does digestion have to digest like that? I guess it's a good thing. What if shit and food both seemed equally appealing to our ancestors? We probly would not have gotten far. But you'd think with all of human scientific advancement, we'd have been able to do something about it, given that we know now what to eat and what not to.

Which brings me to my point.

Humans are a bunch of food-ruiners.

Entitled

Earlier this week Selena mentioned that she had read a bunch of E-fishInSea. Shen then declared that I was to no longer call her "Sweetie", as this is what I referred to Thea as on many occasions.

But I can't stop calling her that. Selena IS my sweetie.

'Sweetie' is a title: a role. It's nothing that is ever triggered by memories of Thea or any other girl I may have ever called that. For me, it's pretty much synonymous with "girlfriend" or "love of my life". Yes, I've had a few of those, I admit. But it's the result of only ever having one singular drive to find love on this planet. That's not a bad thing.

So, I hope my BABY, HONEY, LUFA OF MY LIFE, can forgive the occasional usage of a "tarnished" term, as I'm sure I would NEVER have gone out with any of those other girls had I known I'd meet her!

And besides, not everything we ever do is new.
This was.

I love you babes!! :D

F*n Tennis Liars!!

I dunno what it is..

F*n JON.

Tennis comes up in the lunchroom the other day and Jon says something like, "Federer's all serve. Roddick is the best. He's got all the aspects of the game down. He could kick Federer's ass any day."

SPutter. WHAAAAT?!?!?!

I kindly tell him that he knows nothing of tennis if he believes that to be the case and he's all like, "No, I watch it all the time."

Whatcha take me for? Some kind of pinhead?


Finally he recants and admits that he got the two of them mixed up. I told him that Nadal is one of the very few threats to Federer and he's like "THAT's the guy I like!!"

Of course...

Then, a couple days ago, in another attempt to get under my skin, Jon told me that he saw Federer playing at lunch and he was two sets down. I was dubious. All I told him was that when I went home at lunch, I didn't see any tennis on. Of course, to myself, I was allowing for the possibility that Jon has different viewing packages when it comes to television, but Jon admitted that he was just pulling my leg.

Fucker! Don't make roger sic the falcon on you!



I hadn't seen Federer play yet during the Aussie open, so I was very dismayed when Daddy told me he lost to Nalbandian in 5 sets. Dad went into such detail.

I wake up this morning around 3am for no real reason. Looking at the clock, I decide to turn on the TV in the living room at S's and sure enough, Federer is playing. But he was not playing Nalbandian. He was playing Davydenko. Was Daddy confused??

Sweetie got up too cos she heard the TV and then proceeded to yak at the side of my head for half an hour before I gave her the "It's you OR tennis look, and you'll always win" but she didn't wanna pull the limelight away from tennis once I gave her my undivided attention.
"Watch your tennis!"
I'm not a big fan of ignoring people, but that's what it can seem like if you join me while I'm engrossed in something like tennis, especially my first time seeing Federer playing this tourny. So to make it clear I do not wish to ignore you, I will focus on you entirely at the expense of whatever it is I was doing.

Like Jon the other day when we were reading policy at work and he's talking to Daria while I'm reading and I just stop and stare at him. It was like, all of a sudden, whatever he was talking about wasn't worth talking about anymore. lol.

I guess I don't suffer interuptions lightly...

Fuckin Federer won in four sets!! I'm like WTF? I come home this morning and scream at Daddy "YOU LIED YOU FUCKER PIECE OF SHIT FUCKER!! FEDERER DIDN'T LOSE!"

He's like, "I was talking about last year in Shanghai..."
Daddy also woke up at 3am and watched Federer win.

The moral of the story is, don't listen to people. Just watch Federer.

A Quick Trip to K-town

Selena wanted to go to Kelowna for something to do, and so we did.
Here's my baby driving:



She has a burgundy Grand Am which is virtually identical to mine except for the color and the fact that mice live in hers and chew her wires, papers, seat cushions and shit.



We were just walking out of Arby's when I see this woman in the parking lot reacting to something on the ground. Looking closer, it turns out to be a bunny!



Little bunny ran into the concrete barricade in front of that truck.
Looks like he's got a cosy little pad in there.



Check out Selena's post for another version of this story, and above all--THE BUNNY SONG! YAY!!!

  • Selena's Bunny post
  • Rain





    Rain, feel it on my finger tips
    Hear it on my window pane
    Your love's coming down like
    Rain, wash away my sorrow
    Take away my pain
    Your love's coming down like rain


    Lyrics to Rain by Madonna

    January 24, 2006

    A notice to Jon, James, John, and Dustix

    I went to Zellers today and purchased a reason to read this:

  • LINK

    Somehow I ended up in Canada.
  • January 22, 2006

    Mecation (noun)

    Mecation (n):
    pron: "mee-KAY-shin"
    Time not spent avoiding something you love, but in pursuit of something else you love. An investiture of self-diversity.

    January 17, 2006

    Why they gotta mess with shit?

    As if it's not hard enough to win the lottery, fortune cookies felt they had to make Their contribution to the probability-fuck as well.

    Now, when I get a fortune cookie, on the back of the fortune (Who knows, maybe it's the front?) is a string of 6 numbers that fall within the range of 1-49.

    Our local lottery is called the 6/49 because it follows this numerical format. Get 6 numbers between 1 and 49 correct and YOU WIN!!

    But NAU! NOW I have to calculate the probability that a fortune cookie with the correct numbers will connect with me out of all the other people consuming fortune cookies TIMES the likelihood that any set of 6/49 numbers will win, TIMES the likelihood that a fortune cookie with the right numbers will be deployed in time for the lottery coming up TIMES the likelihood that I'll even get a fortune cookie TIMES god knows what else!! I don't even play the lottery! ..but I used to, and I was thinking of starting again. Damnit.

    Jordan sometimes says I drink too much coffee. I don't know what he means.

    10 15 18 21 31 45 - Greater success is in the days ahead.

    Top FiveThings That Take My Time

    1. Work
    2. Selena
    3. WoW (maybe this is 2? I dunno :P)
    4. Australian Open began!!!!!!! This one moves to #1 or #2 depending on if I'm currently in the presence of Selena, how long I've been with Selena, and how long I'm expecting to be with Selena.
    5. Sleep (about 4-5 hrs nightly avg)



    Top 5 Things I *Wish* I Had More Time For
    1. Reading
    2. Blogging (God Conference (formulation), PWN Starz(preparation), and this one(revelation))
    3. Working Out
    4. WoW (I want a lvl 60 Warlock!)
    5. Gerbil Tending
    6. Thinking up funny bonus items on Top 5 lists. (yeah, as if that would help!)

    January 14, 2006

    Told to me by a coworker today

    Q: Why did the orange go to the doctor?

    A: Because! He wasn't peeling well!

    January 12, 2006

    So true...

    "The innocent only exist until they inevitably become perpetrators. Guilt and innocence is a matter of timing."


    --From the movie, Judge Dredd

    January 11, 2006

    Eternal Blue

    January 10, 2006

    About blogging, right?

    Ball is rollin
    wheels in motion
    ever flowin'
    gotta keep goin'

    Sometimes it's hard
    Coming up with Stuff
    And then all of a sudden,
    it's like, Splooge!
    Just shoots out of me.

    Luckily I have a rag handy to wipe it up.
    It's called a notepad.

    Jesus Fish

    I got these two digipets for Selena and I a lil while back. Mine's blue, of course.

    Selena have both had and lost a couple digipets since we started. So far I hold our record at 12 days.

    Yesterday, I started a new digipet. It was a fish. I had it all set up and ready to go, but I forgot it at home when I left for the night. So I came home before I went to the meeting today, and this is what I saw:



    Poor fishy died.

    Later, while I was at a board meeting I get a txt msg from Selena telling me one of her fish died :(

    I was sad because I know Selena loves her fish. I came home from the meeting, and unbelievabley, my fish had come back to life!!

    Just like Jesus!

    I was so excited. I started feeding him and healing him and stuff. Then I went to go check his stats, and when I came back to the main screen, he was dead again.

    Just like Jesus.

    I think maybe the geist of Selena's fish came and possessed my digipet so I could tell Selena that it said "hi" and that there is a fishy heaven.

    Maybe the intelligent metal-machines of the future that replace us bio-mechs will have souls? That would be nice.

    For Your Eyes Only

    Cos blogs sure as phuck ain't for your taste buds! LOL!1!11!

    Tracy says:

    "I don't do balls.
    Balls are ick."

    January 08, 2006

    Infinigeist Cloak

    Usually, I'd save MSN convos for my MSN convoblog, but these are fun.

    There's something about the name Infinigeist that messes with people's maps.

    Right after Ken and Tracy's wedding ceremony, I hopped online at home. I saw Tenille online, whom I had just seen an hour before. She was in a wheelchair. She's got some broken ankle action, and on her way to the ceremony she fell down her stairs and fucked up her good ankle. Poor Tenille just getting worked as it is. Then she tells me this:


    uglyBITCH says:
    hey.
    i fell dowbn the stairs at my aprtment
    Infinigeist says:
    again!!
    wtf tenille
    uglyBITCH says:
    no i fell down.
    completely
    Infinigeist says:
    sweet jesus!!
    uglyBITCH says:
    hasn't happened like that yet
    Infinigeist says:
    are you oK?
    uglyBITCH says:
    ya
    fucked up my good ankle
    not to bad
    Infinigeist says:
    omg
    uglyBITCH says:
    that was one my way to the wedding...
    dont pretend. i know your laughing
    Infinigeist says:
    you already hurt your goodankle once today before this
    Infinigeist says:
    im not
    i mean
    i am now that you accused me
    uglyBITCH says:
    hehehe
    i ment to tell you on the phone
    i was in heels. thats why
    Infinigeist says:
    what was one way to the wedding?
    uglyBITCH says:
    for the first time
    yup
    Infinigeist says:
    you need a ride or somehthing?
    Infinigeist says:
    oh waitr
    i get it now
    uglyBITCH says:
    no im at the parents house
    we have a wheelchair
    we got it a few days ago
    Infinigeist says:
    riiight
    Infinigeist says:
    so to clarify, you fell twice today?
    hurting your good ankle both times?
    uglyBITCH says:
    fell once...
    Infinigeist says:
    jesus tenille
    Infinigeist says:
    i already saw you today
    like an hour ago
    did you suffer concussion too?
    uglyBITCH says:
    holy fuck!!!
    uglyBITCH says:
    LOL
    Infinigeist says:
    hahaha
    uglyBITCH says:
    i thought i have been talking to someone else this whole time`
    uglyBITCH says:
    !!!!!
    Infinigeist says:
    hHAHAHAHHAHA
    uglyBITCH says:
    sorry11111
    Infinigeist says:
    HAHAHHAHAHAa
    Infinigeist says:
    NOW i'm laughing
    fuxxakes this was the best convo EVER!!
    uglyBITCH says:
    sorry
    i suck
    Infinigeist says:
    this is where I should have friggin clued in
    uglyBITCH says:
    i ment to tell you on the phone

    uglyBITCH says:
    that was funny
    uglyBITCH says:
    yea..see
    hehehe i jsut told dennon
    Infinigeist says:
    from now on, all convos start with HI i'm patrick!!
    uglyBITCH says:
    LOL
    your funnt
    im stupid
    uglyBITCH says:
    i cant beleive i just did that
    k m gong now
    Infinigeist says:
    hahaha
    uglyBITCH says:
    ill see you at the resception
    Infinigeist says:
    k tens
    yes u will
    uglyBITCH says:
    and i wont tell ou again
    Infinigeist says:
    why not?
    so much fun!
    uglyBITCH says:
    hehehe


    My good friend, Ian, was online tonight. His MSN subtitle read:
    "Are you in love, or are you just bored? Do the quiz on page 10"

    Infinigeist says:
    page 10 me baby!
    Happy Geek says:
    Hahhah
    I'm just writing it, its getting funny
    Happy Geek says:
    I don't think you'd find it interesting though.
    I already know that your in love
    Infinigeist says:
    well then there's NotHiNg eLsE to say
    LOL
    Happy Geek says:
    Sorry, just preoccupied
    Love ya lots!!
    Infinigeist says:
    s'ok
    ruv u 2 shaggy!
    Happy Geek says:
    um yes?
    Infinigeist says:
    you know, Ian...
    Infinigeist says:
    if things are ever bothering you, I'll kill you
    Happy Geek says:
    hahah
    Infinigeist says:
    oops - i meant, you can talk to me
    Happy Geek says:
    thanks
    Happy Geek says:
    Thank, they are
    Happy Geek says:
    but its ok
    Happy Geek says:
    thanks anyway
    Infinigeist says:
    well anytime buddy
    Infinigeist says:
    sorry about the other comment
    wrong chat
    Happy Geek says:
    hahah
    thats ok
    Infinigeist says:
    i've been playing world of warcrack - i have a character named federer and everytime i enter a new radio zone I transmit "play tennis"
    Happy Geek says:
    hahahah
    Infinigeist says:
    then i make up fictitious items and say "WTS frozen pony" or "WTB enchanted chimney brick"
    Happy Geek says:
    hahaha
    Infinigeist says:
    quite the game i tell ya
    Happy Geek says:
    You crazy
    Infinigeist says:
    its dubbed warcrack for a reason
    Happy Geek says:
    You like tennis?
    Infinigeist says:
    my gf hates it fashionably
    Infinigeist says:
    fu
    Infinigeist says:
    sorry
    Happy Geek says:
    hahaha
    Infinigeist says:
    keyboard cut out
    Happy Geek says:
    hmmm
    Infinigeist says:
    furshure i do
    Happy Geek says:
    This is shawn?
    Infinigeist says:
    i hope you aren't shawn
    Happy Geek says:
    Oh crap its you
    Happy Geek says:
    HAHAHHAHAHA
    Happy Geek says:
    Holy shit
    Infinigeist says:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    Infinigeist says:
    wait
    what just happened?
    Happy Geek says:
    fuck man I'm losing it
    Infinigeist says:
    LOL!!

    January 06, 2006

    Men

  • Jon brought up something about "being a man" today.

    I replied:

    Oh man,
    men suck.
    Life is over
    once you grow up.
  • Vulgarity...

    Vulgarity is useful and fun.

    There are those types that would say it diminishes the quality of one's communication. My belief is that it serves as a useful filter to expose those aforementioned types who cannot get past the style to the content.

    If you're that type of fuckin' person, you're better off gone!

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE!

    Today is the sweetest Sweetie, Selena's birthday!

    Happy birthday babes! Love you love you love you!
    Mwa!



    You are the light of my life. Thank your mom on my behalf for making you :D

    Word

    "Throughout history, it has been the inaction of those who could have acted; the indifference of those who should have known better; the silence of the voice of justice when it mattered most; that has made it possible for evil to triumph."

    Haile Selassie I
    Addressing the United Nations
    4 Oct 63

    January 03, 2006

    Mr Fizzy

    This is Fizzy, one (in fact, the best) of Selena's 3 cats.



    Fizzy is a great cat and loves the rubbins.
    However, Fizzy has a dark side: catnip.



    Just one whiff of the stuff turns him into a monster!

    Everything but the kitchen sink

    That's what we have here at the new house.
    With no kitchen sink, it makes it hard to do dishes.

    Option A is the upstairs bathtub.
    Option B is the laundry tub downstairs.
    (Option C is the bathtub downstairs, but as if!)


    Well, dad figured out option D: Paper eating ware.





    To top it off, BLUE PLASTIC UTENSILS!!!




    Rules!! hehe hehe

    Baby! Look what you've done!

    Ash says:
    looked at your new blog and saw hers from there
    and btw
    you are gross
    a dead mouse in your mouth
    that's disgusting
    you know they carry diseases
    I hope selena didn't kiss you after that
    i hope she made you wash your mouth out with soap

    January 02, 2006

    In Front Of Me

    My belly got bigger
    I know it did
    There's more of it in front of me


    I remember JP and HABBY
    talking about "puffy front-bums"

    Oh mousy. Why'd you have to die?

    INFAMY!!

    What's 'infamy', again?

    marquis
    You are the Marquis Da Sade. Even stripped of
    exaggerations, Your real life was as dramatic
    and as tragic as a cautionary tale. Born to an
    ancient and noble house, you were married
    (against your wishes) to a middle-class heiress
    for money, caused scandals with prostitutes and
    with your sister-in-law, thus enraging your
    mother-in-law, who had you imprisoned under a
    lettre de cachet for 14 years until the
    Revolution freed you. Amphibian, protean,
    charming, you became a Revolutionary,
    miraculously escaping the guillotine during the
    Terror, only to be arrested later for
    publishing your erotic novels. You spent your
    final 12 years in the insane asylum at
    Charenton, where you caused another scandal by
    directing plays using inmates and professional
    actors. You died there in 1814, virtually in
    the arms of your teenage mistress.
    You are a revolutionary deviant. I applaud you.


    Which Imfamous criminal are you?
    brought to you by Quizilla

    Jragon's Tale

    and yours too, if you like!!

    My friend Johnny Dragon has a great idea for a collaborative story. I think you should check it out!

    JOHNNY DRAGON

    January 01, 2006

    Ok, begin!

    Welcome to Infinigeist, the sequel to:

  • E-FishInSea