February 28, 2007

Shadows

society
forget this tragedy
industry
new answer for me

February 26, 2007

Heist Flight

We pull up to this large, white house. I have no idea why we're there, or where we are.



I go into the front door of the house with 2 other people. There's this kind of patio entry up to the front door. All around the front door is a glass wall and we can see into the foyer. I have no idea why we're there. The door opens for us and we walk in. There's four panels on the wall. Each one is square and they all have some amount of bright neon green in them. I can't make out anything else in the painting except for these random blotches of green.

I understand suddenly we're here to steal and I want no part of it. My escape urge is reckless, and I make a lot of noise fleeing the foyer. I could care less about my accomplices who've obviously tricked me into being their getaway driver.

My escape noise alerts someone in the house and they start to come out the balcony door, up and to the right from the foyer. By this point I've already got my car door open and I'm getting in just as the door opens. I look up at the balcony, through my tinted windows, and I see my friend Robin's Dad, Art, is the one who came to look outside. I can't fuckin' believe this shit.

I'm suddenly faced with a dilemma and I sit behind the wheel, thinking, with my door open. Just then, one of my accomplices jumps in the passenger seat, arms full of stuff, and quite obviously panicked. Art's not on the balcony anymore, and I don't think he saw me before I got into the car...

I jump out of the car and I'm running down the embankment towards some back yards of other houses. I'll tell the cops the car was stolen from me earlier, and with nobody out looking about, nobody will really think anything of me jogging through their neighbourhood. When did I figure this out? Did I know back when I was jumping out of the car?

One of the guys who was there to steal was running away with me though. I was freaked out cuz I wanted them to get caught and I wanted to get away without anyone ever seeing us together. I told him to scram and for some reason, it worked instantly.

Now I'm running up to a busy road with fast traffic. I can control time. Time has slowed in my environment, but I'm moving normally. I step onto the front of the car and jump up just as time around me resumes and I soar into the air. Suddenly all thoughts of my getaway vanish as I'm suddenly obsessed with the art of chronologically-altered vehicular-springboarding. I just keep jumping off cars, but my control of time starts to slip. I see a train speeding by and I can't figure out how to launch off the cars since they have nothing to step up on and I can't seem to slow the train down long enough to penetrate it's blurry perimeter.






  • gasp!
  • February 23, 2007

    uh oh..

    (>^-^)>

    They say beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes right to the bone.

    Today I decided to put that to the test... surgically.

    It turns out, unhappy, bleeding and screaming go right to the bone too. I was unable to physically extract any ugly however...


    (>^(>O_O)>

    February 21, 2007

    Wake up!

  • A Jackhammer is 100 decibels




    I went out and bought Advent Children and watched it for the first time. Jesus holy fuck what a movie!
  • February 20, 2007

    Later, you'll thank me

    Coincidentally, later, I'm also going to do something for you.

    Jonix gives it a thumbs up

    February 19, 2007

    . . 22 ... 55555

    MSN tells me how it's gonna be:

    This week February 19 through February 25

    Leo
    Financial affairs may be uppermost in your mind. You could also find yourself thinking and fantasizing about sex and wondering about deep soul bonds and intimate relationships. All of these issues will be linked with each other. Monday may bring certain passions to the fore. A relationship may become intense or an affair may reach a new level. Your deep feelings about someone may travel over the ether, encouraging them to get in touch. Mars moves into Aquarius on Sunday, where it will stir up your partnership zone and help clear the air if necessary.

    February 18, 2007

    Puzzle

    What do you do when the last piece doesn't fit in the puzzle? Get a new piece? Or get a new puzzle?

    February 16, 2007

    word of the day

    Dictionary.com Word of the Day - crux: the essential point or feature.

    February 15, 2007

    are belong to

    Yor forchin cookee sez
    "yu ar werdmayker extroar-dinayr. speek to the peepilz"


    ...news, weather, and sports on Sunday Morning News following Wimbledon Tennis.

    Dustix 8000

    sword out shield drawn
    that's what the dragon saw
    twisted metal spirit gone
    crushed in the dragon's maw





    Dustix 8000 ftw.

    Thanks to Dustix for his radio station.

    What?!! You're silently surfing the net and reading email? LaaameZIYA!!

    Stuff this streaming shit in your sound funnels!
    Robot Rockerz sonic shockerx.
    Flesh and bone meshed in stone.

    Lady saves
    For rainy days
    When she can shave
    Her parts away, and
    She can’t shake the shape
    Of things to come
    She...

    She can’t take the shape of flesh & bone

    Pray he wakes
    Another day
    So he can slave
    His parts away, and
    He can shave
    His face in place, but
    He can’t shake
    the taste of fate, and
    He can taste the shape
    Of flesh to come
    He...

    He can’t take the wait for flesh & bone

    You pull through flesh & bone

    Lay in wait
    For rainy days
    When you can shave
    Your parts away, and
    You can’t wait around
    For things to come
    You can’t wait to waste...

    Your flesh & bone

    It’s only flesh & bone


    Dustin, I need permanent access to this one...

    February 14, 2007

    Valentines 7pm

    laughter
    enigma
    energetic
    less

    action
    livewire
    anticipation
    decline




    I can't wait for the French Open this year and to see if Federer can finally wrest the title from the "master of clay court playing", Nadal.
    I'm gonna watch the final from last year and concentrate on what Federer needed to do to beat Nadal and then send it to him with a mind beam. Or I'll fall asleep watching it lol.





  • Clay
  • Ralley
  • Andy!!



  • Valentines 2pm

    Love
    Desire
    Yearning
    Stretching

    Vacuous
    Hustle
    Bustle
    Wait







    thanx to jon for that gif ^^

    February 10, 2007

    Pressure

    You feel the pressure.
    You exert the pressure.
    Maybe it's stress testing.
    Maybe testing is stressing.





    You know what you need.
    Enough so that you'll demand it.
    And if you don't get it, you'll accept it.
    Because you have a condition.
    A criteria which must be met.

    Will the filters engage to remove threats to the system?
    Some threats are disguised in positive traits.
    Some threats are within ourselves.




    I did a search of google images for "threat blood knife" and this was one of three images:






    Speaking of bunnies, I got to visit a local shelter for rabbits. Rabbits roam the neighbourhood eating gardens and getting killed by dogs and cats. A woman came into the store a lil while back and asked if we would give her our lettuce trimmings. She then explained how she captures these domestic rabbits gone wild and then lets people adopt them. She invited me up to see them, and at the urging of my boss who wanted to make sure she wasn't just eating all the scrap lettuce herself, I did pay a visit to the bunnies. Bunnies sure like having their ears rubbed and having their chins stroked. Watching rabbits gnaw on a carrot you're holding is a lot of fun too. One day, I may need to promote some of my gerbils to rabbits. If anyone is interested in visiting the wabbits, lemme know. She said I could visit the rabbits whenever I like. :D




    He's got teeth like...
    He leaps like...
    Look at the bones!!

    Mariner's Revenge

    Have you heard the Mariner's Revenge Song by The Decemberists?
    So much fun!

  • Mariner's Revenge Song

  • Lyrics

  • February 03, 2007

    habby's lil bro

    sent me this link

    isn't he nice?




    What would one of Patrick's posts be without some ripped off images?


    I found an artist's site when I googled "fuck all" and selected images..


    This costs $195:



    Isn't that pretty? For less than $200... Not bad for a piece of art from someone who works for Heavy Metal.




    This costs $1,495:




    Okayyy






    i'm an oblong californian orange who rolled out of the crate by accident when they were loading the truck and now I'm on a quest to find my family who I don't know has already been eaten in somewhere in canada

    but i keep on rollin rollin rollin

    hence the oblongness


    oranges are good for your body and mind
    not like carpet fluff which is pretty much useless to both

    February 02, 2007

    Some friend *I* have... hmpf!

    The Scoundrel

    (My LJ name is GluVctm)

    Ask A Ninja Links

    People write in to the ninja with questions and he answers them in podcasts. Very funny stuff. I haven't even watched half of them yet, but I picked some of the best ones here to get you started (these are all youtube links, but the main site is located at askaninja.com):

  • #9 Ninja Love

  • #15 Deciding Like A Ninja

  • #17 Ninja Omnibus

  • #21 Revolution Cubed

  • #11 Ninja Dogs

  • #13 Ninjas Hate Clooney
  • February 01, 2007

    Goodness Gracious

    Great balls of fire!

    Last night was the first time I've ever played hacky sack with a hacky sack that was ON FIRE MOTHERFUCKERS!! Johnny Dragon brought it over to Dustix's place while we were hanging out and it's quite the show to see people kicking a fireball around with flames that trailed out over a foot. A little scary though when it went under my car and sat there burning. I imagined my car exploding as I dropped to my face to retrieve it from nearly the exact middle where it had rolled to.

    NOTE: There will be no more flaming hacks within kicking range of my car.

    But aside from the momentary panic it was all good, hehe.